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Old Mar 23, 2006, 03:29 PM // 15:29   #3101
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*writes Starsky-sama's name in bold so he looks at this post and completely fails to notice the stool hurled at his head*
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 03:35 PM // 15:35   #3102
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*shields self with cloak*
*cloak becomes a black hole*
*stool misses head*
*stool enters black hole*
*stool re-materializes into dog-poop outside of the bar on the dirt ground*
*just as Shoitaan steps outside of the bar*
*squish*

(hehe.sorry I changed the "stool" to another "stool" just bcuz it would be funnier. Ill edit.)

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 03:37 PM // 15:37   #3103
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*stares at broken wood around leg*

...I'm somewhat sure my foot wasn't quite so splintery before...

*goes back into bar and desides to stare at Starsky-sama untill he becomes uncomfortable and leaves*
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 06:53 PM // 18:53   #3104
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*wakes up in the hole*
*moans*
*tries to climb up*
*fails*
*starts waving shovel about above self*
"Heeeeellllllpppp...."
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 07:12 PM // 19:12   #3105
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*runs into a wall*
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 08:23 PM // 20:23   #3106
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*hears someone yelling*
*hole too dark to see what's going on*
*yells back*
"Dig yourself out, shovel upwards!"
*grin*
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 09:47 PM // 21:47   #3107
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*anytime till i blow up now*


*hi i like to sa-*
*BOOM*
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #3108
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"Negative 19 bottles of beer on the wall, Negative 19 bottles of beer! Take one down and pass it around...."
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 12:59 AM // 00:59   #3109
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negative 37 bottles of beer on the wall......till i came.
*Throws 19 bottles of beer at xxSilhouette*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 02:10 AM // 02:10   #3110
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*stands glassy-eyed in total amazement*
*what the hell has everyone been doing since i passed out*
*grabs beer takes a swig*
*burps!*
*looks at black hole*
*no way am i going in ther*
*reaches for the bowl of nuts*
*cracks one open*
*takes the nut out of its shell*
*wraps tongue around the nut*
*bites down*
*crunch*
*hmmm that was good*
*starts cracking more nuts*
*finishes beer*
*laughs*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 02:23 AM // 02:23   #3111
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*sips beer*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #3112
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*Completely ignores the public nuts*

*gets sleepy*

*has a new Vault drink*

*keeps on goin'*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 05:38 AM // 05:38   #3113
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*is content in his coma*

*runs around in his coma induced dreams drinking bear and having fun running around on the beach with all the naked chicks*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #3114
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*moans*
"I'm stuck, I can't get out-"
*something under the bar explodes*
*flies up, smashes a hole in the ceiling*
*flies back down*
*lands on the roof*
*dances*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 08:35 AM // 08:35   #3115
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*hears someone fall off the roof and break their neck while trying to do the macarena - what is this the 90's????? - shrugs and keeps giving Starsky the uncomfortable stare*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #3116
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*sips beer*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 02:03 PM // 14:03   #3117
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*screwdriver*

*punches someone*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 04:32 PM // 16:32   #3118
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*flies into the air randomly*
*lands in Cantha*
*looks around*
*shrugs*
*lays down to sleep*
*wakes up in hole in bar*
"Oh no...none of that was real!"
*moans*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 06:18 PM // 18:18   #3119
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*stops singing and listens to all the people talking about factions*
*hops up and litterally flys out of the bar at the speed of light*
*runs back in and grabs a drink*
*runs into a wall on way out*
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Old Mar 24, 2006, 07:06 PM // 19:06   #3120
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*hallucinates*
*the side of the hole turns into a 'Evil Luxon'*
*starts punching the side of the hole*
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